JoJo ([info]solosundance) wrote in [info]the_safehouse,
2010-01-25 14:47:00

Textin

Title: Textin
Author: JoJo
Format: text messaging
Archive:  probably not
Slash/Gen: slash
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Warnings: silly
Summary: Well it's the lads textin, and they're them back then but it's like now ...
Disclaimer: I do not own Bodie, Doyle etc.

A/N:  Do not ask me, I really couldn't say.  My life is just like this :)


25 Jan 2010 20:13

u here yet 3.7?

        landed late

u on plane?

        pisspot ctrl

k

25 Jan 2010 20:40

        bloody hell ...

what?

        bin deported!

plonker

25 Jan 2010 20:52

        waiting bags

k

25 Jan 2010 21:03

        bollocks

l8r if u like

        rly this is bollox

lost bag?

        chaos

sorry

25 Jan 2010 21:10

        we r in business!

taxi?

        ur 2 kind

not me, u get taxi?

        ur 2 lazy

haha move yr arse

        cold in this bleedin cntry

warm in my bed

        don’t

taxi?

        u rly r 2 kind

NO

        git

25 Jan 2010 21:30

still waiting?

        Ah. rite.  Ok

now what?

        M4 jammed.  Will get lube

no need got plenty

        Tube.  Will get TUBE

takes forever

        dont wait up

u jokin

        Ok wait up

2 wks sunshine ...

        yes

u must be desperate

        funny

i kno i am

        will be worth it

i kno

25 Jan 2010 21:58

        cold knackered .. thinking of u xxxx

stop bein romantic and come home innit xxxx

25 Jan 2010 22:25

        south ealing

blimey u walkin?

        driver not jenson button

eh?

        driver Ray Doyle

ur askin 4 it

        its true

moet on ice, curry in oven

        rogan josh?

they cdnt make it

        u 2 droll

25 Jan 2010 22:47

k, so where u?

        h/smith

bugger fed up now

        me n all

25 Jan 2010 23:05

tell me u close

        um

where fk r u?

        eta 2 mins

hurry

25 Jan 2010 23:07

        Doyle?

HURRYUP

        RAYMOND

WHAT

        open the door u moron X

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  • 26 comments

[info]hambelandjemima

January 25 2010, 14:53:23 UTC 2 years ago

Hahaha! That's brilliant!

M4 jammed. Will get lube

no need got plenty

Tube. Will get TUBE

*snigger*

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:45:00 UTC 2 years ago

*sniggers too*

[info]lukadreaming

January 25 2010, 14:57:53 UTC 2 years ago

ROFL! Brilliant. So many great lines in, but the best has to be:

M4 jammed. Will get lube

no need got plenty

Tube. Will get TUBE

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:46:54 UTC 2 years ago

groanworthy really but ... *sniggers*

[info]callistosh65

January 25 2010, 15:39:59 UTC 2 years ago

Oh Gawd, I love the way your mind works! May it never change, sunshine, because this is chucklefull and brilliant. Thank you, I feel better now.

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:48:29 UTC 2 years ago

I was aiming for a chuckle or two, glad to be of service :)

[info]etain_antrim

January 25 2010, 15:44:58 UTC 2 years ago

Love the impatience and well hidden concern, as well as the humor. That's the lads to a "T"!

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:50:05 UTC 2 years ago

they can't help but be themselves, bless 'em :)

[info]scherwood

January 25 2010, 15:45:23 UTC 2 years ago

Love it! :D <3

Doyle?

HURRYUP

RAYMOND

WHAT
open the door u moron X

LOL xD

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:50:37 UTC 2 years ago

Heh! Glad you liked :)

[info]constant_muse

January 25 2010, 16:29:17 UTC 2 years ago

"pisspot ctrl" and "rogan josh? they cdnt make it"
hee! brilliant!

Thanks so much for cheering up a dull afternoon


[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:51:25 UTC 2 years ago

ur welcome :)

[info]byslantedlight

January 25 2010, 16:58:05 UTC 2 years ago

Hey, Angel started a genre! Very cute - all that urgency by text... I liked the LTube line too... *g*

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:53:35 UTC 2 years ago

*vbg*

[info]heliophile_oxon

January 25 2010, 17:30:35 UTC 2 years ago

l-tube

very cute and lots of fun, thank you! (and of course they're snarky, no matter what the medium of communication! *bg*)

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:54:54 UTC 2 years ago

Re: l-tube

they are kings of snark :)

[info]cloudless_9193

January 25 2010, 19:07:31 UTC 2 years ago

I loved this. Thank you!

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:55:28 UTC 2 years ago

Hee, I'm glad!

[info]snailbones

January 25 2010, 20:06:31 UTC 2 years ago


Fabulous!

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:55:58 UTC 2 years ago

Thanks!

[info]sc_fossil

January 25 2010, 20:13:07 UTC 2 years ago

That was cute! I loved the last line! LOL! Thanks for the smiles.

[info]solosundance

January 25 2010, 22:56:27 UTC 2 years ago

You're welcome, glad to raise a smile :)

[info]sunray45

January 26 2010, 04:06:44 UTC 2 years ago

LOL!! Thanks for the giggle. *g* You really know the Lads.

[info]solosundance

January 26 2010, 14:05:35 UTC 2 years ago

they make me swoon, they make me giggle - perfect really :)

[info]saintvic

January 26 2010, 10:24:29 UTC 2 years ago

*grin* Well you managed to make me grin madly while at work so I say this is great. Thanks.

[info]solosundance

January 26 2010, 14:06:05 UTC 2 years ago

yay, mad grins at work. Heh!
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